I need to shave my nose!

There are books about puberty, about the menopause and it seems helpful books about everything in life except being male and old. Prove me wrong? Nobody warned me, never mind informed me, that my testicles would be sinking towards my knees and getting in the road all the time, that they could no longer be contained in my underpants but would make  frequent escapes. I knew I would get weaker than I already was but nobody warned me that a seven year old would become stronger!  Plugs seem to be glued into sockets these days and removing them is really … Continue reading I need to shave my nose!